“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.” — Joan Rivers Behold, the mirror! Let’s re-phrase that! Behold yourself in the mirror! Because …
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“There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.” — Timothy Leary Several years ago I attended a lecture by a neurologist. During …
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“I can remember when the air was clean, and sex was dirty.” — George Burns One way to avoid old age is to think about it the way the great financier, …
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The United States of America — the plucky little democracy that survived a brutal civil war, and is today the world’s technology leader, with the fastest Internet speeds on Earth. …
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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. — Katherine Whitehorn CBS News’s MoneyWatch announced a new report issued by Merrill Lynch, in collaboration …
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“If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages, maybe take an animal degree…” — Lyric from a popular song by Leslie Bricusse Isn’t it odd how we claim to …
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I don’t look to jump over 7-foot bars; I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. — Warren Buffett Warren Buffett is widely regarded as the world’s best …
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There is nothing so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes. What madness it is in your expecting evil before it arrives. — Seneca The tricks our mind plays on us. One …
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What Does the Pope Say? — Pope Francis Accidentally Says a Bad Word, and the Liberal Media Freak Out
“If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this f__k [pause], in this case the providence of God …
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Your retirement is approaching in a few years, and as things now shape up, you won’t have nearly enough money to live on. How could this have happened? You’ve been …